- "A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked." ~ Bernard Meltzer
- "There are three faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog, and ready money." ~ Benjamin Franklin
- "Love is blind. Friendship tries not to notice." ~ Anonymous
- "Money can't buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy." ~ Spike Milligan
- "A true friend stabs you in the front." ~ Oscar Wilde
- "Friends are God's ways of apologizing for our families." ~ Anonymous
- "Marriage is a sort of friendship recognized by the police." ~ Anonymous
- "An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body." ~ Jim Hayes
- "Give me one friend, just one, who meets the needs of all my varying moods." ~ Esther M. Clark
- "I got a lotta best friends. Some o' them I don't even hardly know!" ~ Archie Bunker
- "I have lost friends, some by dath, others through sheer inability to cross the street." ~ Virginia Woolf
- "We must hang together, or surely we shall hang separately." ~ Benjamin Franklin
- "You can't stay in your corner of the forest waiting for others to come to you. You have to go to them sometimes." ~ Winnie the Pooh
- "Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life." ~ Mark Twain
These funny friendship quotes are a great way to remember what makes our friendships so special and our friends so dear.
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