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Funny Friendship Quotes

A friend is someone very close to our heart. Friendship is the most charming relation one can think of. A friend is someone who can make you laugh even at your difficult times. We at friendsiteshub.com share some really Funny Friendship Quotes for you to lift your heart and lengthen your life with your friends. These Funny friendship Quotes are going to make your day shine brighter. Here are some of the favorite funny friendship quotes to share with your friends.

  • "A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked." ~ Bernard Meltzer

  • "There are three faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog, and ready money." ~ Benjamin Franklin

  • "Love is blind. Friendship tries not to notice." ~ Anonymous

  • "Money can't buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy." ~ Spike Milligan

  • "A true friend stabs you in the front." ~ Oscar Wilde

  • "Friends are God's ways of apologizing for our families." ~ Anonymous




  • "Marriage is a sort of friendship recognized by the police." ~ Anonymous

  • "An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body." ~ Jim Hayes

  • "Give me one friend, just one, who meets the needs of all my varying moods." ~ Esther M. Clark

  • "I got a lotta best friends. Some o' them I don't even hardly know!" ~ Archie Bunker

  • "I have lost friends, some by dath, others through sheer inability to cross the street." ~ Virginia Woolf

  • "We must hang together, or surely we shall hang separately." ~ Benjamin Franklin

  • "You can't stay in your corner of the forest waiting for others to come to you. You have to go to them sometimes." ~ Winnie the Pooh

  • "Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life." ~ Mark Twain
These funny friendship quotes are a great way to remember what makes our friendships so special and our friends so dear.

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